The Kingdom of Womble 1596 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.377 billion Womble 1596ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Womble 1596ian economy, worth 333 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 35,527 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,980 per year while the poor average 2,227, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 1596's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 1596 is ranked 228,692^nd in the world and 2,842^nd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.